i'm sportin' a sweet tan

this is what happened to me after several hours on the key this morning. i'm definitely going to have to do a little damage control at the pool today.

and let's be honest, this angle doesn't do great things for the thighs. I mean, they're not small. but this makes them look especially ginormous. can we discuss the right one (on left side of pic)? what's going on there? and i have mini feet.

the pic gave me a little flashback to childhood. kevin and kyle called them the "kegs" when i was little. SERIOUSLY. during my formative years!!! it's a wonder i don't have some serious issues.
well...i guess that is subjective. :)