i'm on my final few miles home after a two hour ride and i catch up to this group. they were going a little slower than i wanted but i didn't have enough time to pass them before going over the big bridge. so i kinda just tailed on to the end of them.
well, another few riders came up and apparently one of the guys knew someone in the big group so he decides to go say hello. he passes me but he can't get around the guy in front of me so he is caught slightly ahead of me to the left.
and that's when i saw it.
nothing has been the same since.
before my own very eyes was a big hairy butt. that's right. you heard me. a big hairy butt. the guy had on white (older/faded) biker shorts. and unfortunately for me, he had dark features. i scrambled to get my phone out to take a picture in disbelief. (i figured no one would believe me bc who wouldn't notice if their butt was hairy and able to be seen through white tight shorts) . well, he got slightly ahead of me before i could grab the shot. but i wanted to share what i did get. just because. you can't see much. but it was there. and it was REAL. oh, it was very real.

2 comments:
I think Mr. Hands-Behind-the-Back-Sans-Helmet guy is admiring the view.
KB is such a circus. Good times.
I thought this was going to be something super hardcore like your post a couple posts ago. Like you saw someone die or something.
But then again, seeing a butt so hairy that you can see it from outside biker shorts is pretty scary.
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